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22nd Jul 2016

We’ve renamed some of our favourite Pokémon because their current names aren’t good enough

Ciara Knight

Gotta rename ’em all!

Pokémon Go is the latest craze that’s polluting everyone’s thoughts and timelines. As a result of Pokémon Go, my battery capacity has been reduced to roughly four minutes, meaning I can unplug my phone from charging, send a quick text and then it’s completely dead. Ideal.

Memories of being dissatisfied with the names of many Pokémon have come flooding back. Pidgey, Rattata, Geodude and other similar ludicrous names simply aren’t good enough, so I’ve taken it upon myself to give them some better names. Feel free to let us know your suggestions and we can build our very own improved Pokédex together, like the little nerdy losers that we are.

Pokemon1

 

Pokemon2

 

Pokemon3

 

Pokemon4

 

Pokemon5

 

Pokemon6

 

Pokemon7

 

Pokemon8

 

Pokemon9

 

Pokemon10

 

Pokemon11

 

Pokemon12

 

Pokemon13

 

Pokemon14

 

Pokemon15

 

Pokemon17

 

Pokemon18

 

Pokemon19

 

Pokemon20

 

Pokemon16

 

 

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