Gotta rename ’em all!
Pokémon Go is the latest craze that’s polluting everyone’s thoughts and timelines. As a result of Pokémon Go, my battery capacity has been reduced to roughly four minutes, meaning I can unplug my phone from charging, send a quick text and then it’s completely dead. Ideal.
Memories of being dissatisfied with the names of many Pokémon have come flooding back. Pidgey, Rattata, Geodude and other similar ludicrous names simply aren’t good enough, so I’ve taken it upon myself to give them some better names. Feel free to let us know your suggestions and we can build our very own improved Pokédex together, like the little nerdy losers that we are.