It’s hard to remember what life was like before we saw Conor McGregor’s perky little bottom.
He posed in the nip for ESPN the other day and I initially got quite a fright when his butt greeted me all over the internet. Now that I’ve had time to digest it, I’m absolutely fine with Conor’s naked body.
There’s very few situations that it’s appropriate to be completely in the nip. Even in the shower we should all really be wearing a togs to protect our modesty.
Here’s 10 situations that are vastly improved by the presence of Conor McGregor’s stunning form.
The time Lindsay Lohan got arrested was troubling for us all
CNN
Perhaps Conor’s fine form could’ve inspired Nadine to come clean about her date of birth sooner
YouTube
Conor would’ve 100% saved blanket if he fell
The Independent
John Travota wouldn’t have made a balls of saying Idina Menzel if Conor’s arse was beside him for support
YouTube
WHAT
Well now the steamed up windows make more sense
YouTube
This looks a lot like William stole Conor’s bird and he’s willing to fight him behind the chipper to win her back
Telegraph
Westboro Baptist Church’s protests make even less sense when you add a naked Conor McGregor
Daily Press
The unveiling of the iPhone 6 could’ve been a lot more interesting
Time
It’s no wonder this selfie has nearly 100 million billion squillion retweets
Original image via ESPN
