Are Kim And Kanye Seeing Dollar Signs? Baby Kimye Could See The Couple Laughing All The Way To The Bank

The birth of a high profile celebrity baby usually means one thing and one thing only... money!

We predict the money savvy couple will have baby Kimye involved in a host of business opportunities and deals even before it turns one (poor child). And they might just look a little bit like this...

Lullaby rap to the baby

Anything Jay Z can do, Kanye can do better... We bet the rapper will pen an ode to his offspring the minute it emerges from the womb spanning millions of downloads on iTunes, number one’s around the globe and a follow-up album  with all royalties going to the baby of course - although hopefully Kim will not be providing backing vocals.

Reality TV spin-off show

Although Kanye has been a little kamera shy on episodes of Keeping Up and Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, we can almost guarantee that his reality star girlfriend is already seeing dollar signs flashing in the reflection of the camera lenses. Be prepared for a staring roles baby!

Picture book

A bit like a family album, we can see a coffee table style whopper of a hard back being realised just in time for Christmas 2013. Think lots of black and white, tasteful nudity and images of Kim emulating the Virgin Mary slash Demi Moore on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Covergirl or boy

Angelina and Brad raised over €8 million pimping out their newborn twins Knox and Vivienne to Hello! Magazine and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes debuted baby Suri to Vanity Fair so we are expecting Kimye to sell the exclusive rights of baby’s first photoshoot to a magazine well before the child is even born. Start tendering your bids now...

Kardashian Kids Collection

Long before there was ever a hint of a sex tape scandal, Kim and the rest of the Kardashian klann were making their living from two clothing boutiques in their hometown of Calabasas – Dash, a women’s store and Smooch, a kids boutique - so a Kimye kids range is a no-brainer. Although Kanye sees himself as a serious designer these days so we dread to think of the results of his creative input – black leather babygrow anyone?

Kimye Kids will feature lots of white.... totes practical 

Baby Food

Although Kim and Kanye are super health and body conscious, they love nothing more than going to the finest restaurants night after night, pigging out on soul food and even hitting up fast food joints well into the wee hours of the moring. And although Kanye’s attempt at owning and running a restaurant has failed in the past (his Chicago based burger joint Fatburger shut its doors in 2011) the rapper still owns KW Foods so we wouldn’t be surprised to see a top of the range line of baby foods in the works.

Kids Skincare

Kim launched Khroma Beauty with her sisters late last year and is a big fan of preening and pampering herself with massages, manicures and makeup so we expect to see a junior line of products launching just in time to coincide with the birth this summer.

Regain Your Kurves DVD

Kurvey Kim is no stranger to a workout DVD slash diet pill endorsement deal so you can bet your bottom dollar you’ll be seeing her sizeable assets jiggling their way back into shape on a small screen near you within weeks of the baby being born. Or maybe she’ll go down the Jessica Simpson route and endorse Weight Watchers or a similar programme...