You are a sick individual for even clicking into this article.
Celebrities, much like ourselves are often in the nip. Just last week
we saw Orlando Bloom wearing *Ned Flanders voice* nothing at all.
The only difference is that celebrities are constantly being followed by paparazzi, whereas we are not. So when Orlando Bloom decides to air the little lad out on his holidays, chances are, there's going to be some pervert with a wide angle lens ready to pounce.
Anyway, here's some celebrities in the nip.
Heidi Klum
What on Earth is Heidi playing at, walking through an airport in just a pair of boots and a leather jacket? She is drawing attention to herself, but luckily her sunglasses have completely disguised who she is.
Kim Kardashian
Kimberly, come on girl, you do not need to walk around sans pantaloons for attention. You are a highly successful businesswoman who can impress with her accomplishments rather than bare flesh.
Julianne Moore
Julianne is going to catch her death out and about without a coat on. That top is far too flimsy to provide any sort of warmth to her core. Very foolish decision.
Rihanna
Rihanna is asking for trouble going out topless AND barefoot. She reportedly had a head cold for two weeks after this incident, unsurprisingly.
Kanye West
Wow, we did not need to see Kanye topless today. So inappropriate considering all other attendees appear to be fully clothed. Will his quirkiness ever end?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Please, former Governor of California, put some pants on! We understand you are the Terminator but that does not mean you need to terminate your interest in protecting your modesty.
Justin Bieber
Justin you are on the telly, please for the love of Christ can you at least put on a t-shirt?
Gwen Stefani
Gwen you are 46 and a mother of three. Is it really acceptable to be heading outdoors in the actual nip? The runners are also an issue, but there are bigger problems to face here.
Prince Harry
Harry you are a Royal and could one day become the King of England. This photograph of yourself ENTIRELY in the nip is going to come back to haunt you. We're sure of it.
Donald Duck
WTF Donald where are your pants? Why are you never wearing pants?
