Kylie Jenner's pregnant.
What? You mean you didn't hear that?
Wow, you must not have been on Twitter or Facebook or living in the world last night then because it's kind of all anyone's been talking about.
Whether you care about
this news or not, it's no lie that you're going to be hearing about Kylie's pregnancy for a while.
And then hearing about her baby once she gives birth to it.
And then seeing vids of that baby all over her Snapchat among shots of lip kit swatches and herself driving around Calabasas.
We can't wait.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZPAI-olXq5/?hl=en&taken-by=kyliejenner
Once the news was announced, Twitter erupted.
Which was great because Twitter is always decent for a good laugh in these kinds of situations.
So even if you literally couldn't find a single care to give about Kylie Jenner being pregnant (it's a pretty big deal, in fairness), just sit back, relax, and have a bit of a cackle at some of the quickest reactions to the news.
1. Kris Jenner works harder than the devil
https://twitter.com/jnajefferson/status/911339185407234048
2. Wait, what if Kylie is Kim and Kanye's surrogate?!
https://twitter.com/David_Onda/status/911335097323937792
3. Speculation as to what Kylie's social media updates are going to be like once she gives birth.
https://twitter.com/laumacdonnell/status/911352187850248192
4. Using the news to draw attention to more important issues.
https://twitter.com/whosalexander/status/911367482459525120
5. Kris Jenner works harder than the devil, part two.
https://twitter.com/timmy2keys/status/911426818149773312
6. Not giving a shit that Kim's tweeting about makeup when there are more important things to discuss.
https://twitter.com/Teeyawn/status/911341295704199168
7. Did Jamie-Lynn do it better, though?
https://twitter.com/pcd2009/status/911334203572326401
8. Pretending to not care when you actually do, though.
https://twitter.com/itsluisagibson/status/911485613530075136
And 9. The realisation that you might as well just give up now.
https://twitter.com/tanamongeau/status/911344523367694336
Stay tuned for more Kylie's pregnant news as it happens.
There's going to be a lot of it, lads.