Harry and Meghan are coming to Ireland.

Hooray! It's probably fairly likely that when the newly wed couple show up here, they'll have a good few official state-visit based things to busy themselves with like attending engagements, meeting Michael D, etc. But when Harry and Meghan come to Ireland, there'll also be a few others things they will absolutely, definitely do. They've got to pass the time somehow, like. 1. €2 drinks in Dicey's  If you think Meghan Markle is going to come back to Ireland and not immediately hit up Dicey's Garden for that sweet €2 drinks deal, you are incorrect my friend. The last time Meghan graced us with her presence, she was promoting Dicey's and Krystal and said she was having "the best day" doing so. https://twitter.com/mclougmi/status/997798473880690688 Not entirely sure whether we believe her or not like, but once she hears that deal is still on she won't be able to stay away. 2. Get a hot chicken fillet roll from Spar Let's be real here. If you come on a trip - royal or otherwise - to Ireland and you do not have a hot chicken roll from Spar, what are you even doing with your time? This gourmet form of food can be eaten at most major mealtimes including breakfast, lunch, and mercilessly hungover after a night out. 3. Go Tayto Park  Animals, fun, crisps with flavours ranging from cheese and onion to smokey bacon - what's not to love? 4. Take a pic with the Spire  You know those pics of people when they go on holidays to Ireland and they've got a questionably angled selfie with a load of unnecessary silver behind them? That's what taking a pic with the Spire looks like. And Harry and Meghan will definitely be hitting it up too. 5. Get lost driving around Roscommon because the nation has collectively refused to use Eircode  It's a maze out there. A MAZE. 6. Get a hot chicken fillet roll from Centra  Mix it up, you know? Spar chicken fillet rolls and Centra chicken fillet rolls are, in their very nature, different. The spice level is dissimilar. The textures are not on par. They are simply not the same and anybody who would argue the opposite is pretty much incorrect. 7. Wait in Limerick junction for two hours  It's impossible to go anywhere without doing so, in fairness.