Sorry. Listen, the Ploughing is finally among us. Having never attended the spectacle itself and having no real intention of ever heading down, I can only assume that there's a solid bit of flirting taking place in Offaly as we speak. It's probably a little lacklustre, so I'm here to help.
Here's 9 foolproof Ploughing Championship chat-up lines that come with a guaranteed success rate, or you'll get your money back. I apologise in advance for the vulgarity that is to follow.
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If you’ve bought a house, or houses, you’ll know that there’s a lot of paperwork that comes with it Usually, you check a few boxes, initial here, there and everywhere, signing your name on the dotted line. Well, that’s exactly what one woman thought she did until she realised that, not only did buy one home […]
Who would’ve thought? This Morning took on a groundbreaking biological experiment during their show a few years back, led by the inquisitive Professor Eamonn Holmes who found out, once and for all, a definitive answer to one of life’s most perplexing questions. Do dogs, who are the world’s most abundant land-based carnivore, prefer meat or not-meat? […]
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