How are you fixed for a ploughing?
Sorry. Listen, the Ploughing is finally among us. Having never attended the spectacle itself and having no real intention of ever heading down, I can only assume that there’s a solid bit of flirting taking place in Offaly as we speak. It’s probably a little lacklustre, so I’m here to help.
Here’s 9 foolproof Ploughing Championship chat-up lines that come with a guaranteed success rate, or you’ll get your money back. I apologise in advance for the vulgarity that is to follow.
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