I'm deeply excited about the next few weeks. There's going to be a lot of dank memes materialising from the best efforts of Olympic athletes and I literally cannot wait.
As with every major world event, it's absolutely essential that we, as a nation, concoct some exceptional chat up lines, for no reason other than personal entertainment.
Feel free to reuse any of the following and be sure to let us know how it all works out.
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