35 of the funniest tweets you might've missed in November
Twitter is life.
Folks, it's been another strong month on Twitter. Users have surpassed themselves in terms of making me exhale rapidly from my nose, somewhat resembling amusement.
November's best tweets covered topics such as wedding vows, iCarly, Martine McCutcheon's lies and Beatles concerts.
Here's 35 of the funniest tweets you might've scrolled past this month.
why don't we name an airport terminal after her ?? https://t.co/DlSsE0gLuK
— kelly (@donlothario) November 1, 2016
So inspired by this kate hudson quote. Wow pic.twitter.com/HuJTQOSX6z
— Hallie Bateman (@hallithbates) November 1, 2016
Only finishing my degree to get 100 likes on a picture
— Rebecca Keane (@rbcakn) November 4, 2016
we wrote our own wedding vows pic.twitter.com/Vi5nnpte1f
— мхяк (@mxrk) November 4, 2016
straight ppl: gay ppl r forcing their sexuality onto their children
straight ppl, to a 4 year old girl talking 2 a boy: IS THAT UR BOYFRIEND
— riley (@eqonine) November 4, 2016
fuckinghell they're letting every Tom Dick Ann harry on the chase these days pic.twitter.com/y0wnro0PUs
— Kane (@Iceagecandykane) November 4, 2016
if iCarly was real those kids would be getting fuckin trolled. u think random dancing would fly out here? nah ur getting cyberbullied freddy
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) November 4, 2016
Invented a drinking game called 'Guess Hoo'. It's exactly Guess Who, except you don't know how to describe the subtleties of owl species. pic.twitter.com/9rdgTZc7OK
— Kevin Parry (@kevinbparry) November 4, 2016
when u sit down and look at your stomach pic.twitter.com/hsWDIbLjbR
— al (@pxramore) November 5, 2016
lol imagine "planet of the apes" but with grapes insted haha "grape of the apes" haha it woud just be a normal grape lmao
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 5, 2016
Ha, frigid pic.twitter.com/Soxvm9q6QI
— Cassie Delaney (@CassieLorraine) November 7, 2016
C3PO's full name is charles post office post office post office
— Ally Gator (@notacroc) November 7, 2016
Too many movies about fantastic beasts, not enough about how to specifically locate them!
— Bo Burnham (@boburnham) November 7, 2016
you know that's bullshit Martine pic.twitter.com/ncZnLoqiM8
— tacceber (@tacceber) November 7, 2016
If enda Kenny really represented and spoke for the Irish people, the 8th amendment would be repealed and chineses would open at 2 not 5
— North Pole-Dancer (@cxnmunism) November 9, 2016
There's a newspaper mentioned in Harry Potter and its not called the "Hufflepuffington Post" and I just can't accept that.
— Aunties GeekEasy (@AuntiesComedy) November 10, 2016
— Erin Safran (@Erin_Safran) November 12, 2016
OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH pic.twitter.com/KtGBBOw6kI
— Dandy Savage (@Jim_Trinca) November 13, 2016
FACEBOOK IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE pic.twitter.com/yE5O0LJAGN
— connor (@whomshe) November 15, 2016
Wow. How is my son going to pull off this most coveted of theatrical roles pic.twitter.com/SD6cOdBx6x
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 16, 2016
Every member of U2 at once pic.twitter.com/RlkwmvX6nU
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) November 17, 2016
Do YOU appear in the form of water droplets?
Are YOU found on grass and windows in the morning?
If so you MAY be dew condensation.
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) November 17, 2016
please come see my Limp Bizkit cover band pic.twitter.com/djSwswPxBG
— local badboy-elect (@hippieswordfish) November 17, 2016
When u need Dublin to move out of the way pic.twitter.com/zsaTPNNYx8
— Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) November 18, 2016
me: its a metaphor. you see, stuart little was small in size, but his heart was the biggest thing of all
[therapist sighs & looks at watch]
— eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) November 20, 2016
mom: eat! kids r starving in africa
baby: and wat have u done to help
baby: ppl r dying while u offer nothing but rhetoric
— Ricky Montgomery (@rohmontgomery) November 22, 2016
A Beatles concert is the worst place to scream for help haha
— The Sweet Donkey Kid (@brilliantshane) November 22, 2016
A condom and a time machine https://t.co/NFgPpivmdL
— Lüke (@KopiteLuke1892) November 23, 2016
My dad looks like he just got a letter pic.twitter.com/m5IDHRzrem
— spencer (@Simbas_Mane) November 24, 2016
The official Coronation Street colouring book is WILD pic.twitter.com/aNYslzVF8L
— Jolly Old Saint Al (@alan_maguire) November 25, 2016
jon.. where my lasaga?? pic.twitter.com/uajRAxLkRA
— zane (@RlKIMARU) November 26, 2016
'If Con Air was on Aer Lingus it could've been called Con-Air-Lingus. Pe he he.' -she thinks to herself on her too early flight to Dublin.
— mamrie hart (@mametown) November 27, 2016
My short got into Sundance!!! pic.twitter.com/mM3PrILmYo
— Mike Devine (@MikeTheDevine) November 28, 2016
*listens to Mr. Brightside once* pic.twitter.com/4gNSitoIoJ
— Josh Woosley (@Joshwoos) November 30, 2016
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) November 30, 2016
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