8 situations we've drastically improved with Orlando Bloom's naked body
Orlando Bloom is a fine ting.
We all know it and there's no harm in acknowledging it from time to time. Katy Perry is a lucky lady to be doing a line with him, but equally he is lucky to be doing a line with her because she seems very nice. I am qualified to say that because I watched her documentary, Part Of Me, and sobbed heavily in solidarity with her grief over the break up of her marriage. FFS Russell you could've tried to make an effort.
Photographs are circulating the internet currently of Florida's main tourist attraction (Orlando)'s naked body paddling himself and Katy across the sea. It's beautiful, romantic, and only slightly sexual.
As any normal human being would do in this situation, I've added his beautiful butt to several photographs with a view to improving them for all. You're welcome.
Looks like it's going to be a photo finish for first place, but wait, what's that? Bloom has taken first place with the help of his aerodynamic butt
Told you this carpet was magic, Jasmine
This beautiful and tender moment after a baby has just been brought into the world via a water birth
The scene where Tom Hanks says goodbye to Wilson in Cast Away is 200% better with the addition of this beautiful specimen
Jaws was a tough watch, so I've made it less tough
Baby's first christening - what an important and special time for all
Nibble on my toes, Orlando
I'll never let go (of this file)