8 situations we've drastically improved with Orlando Bloom's naked body 3 years ago

8 situations we've drastically improved with Orlando Bloom's naked body

Orlando Bloom is a fine ting.

We all know it and there's no harm in acknowledging it from time to time. Katy Perry is a lucky lady to be doing a line with him, but equally he is lucky to be doing a line with her because she seems very nice. I am qualified to say that because I watched her documentary, Part Of Me, and sobbed heavily in solidarity with her grief over the break up of her marriage. FFS Russell you could've tried to make an effort.

Photographs are circulating the internet currently of Florida's main tourist attraction (Orlando)'s naked body paddling himself and Katy across the sea. It's beautiful, romantic, and only slightly sexual.

Good morning. Here's a naked Orlando Bloom paddling himself and Katy Perry across the ocean

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As any normal human being would do in this situation, I've added his beautiful butt to several photographs with a view to improving them for all. You're welcome.

Looks like it's going to be a photo finish for first place, but wait, what's that? Bloom has taken first place with the help of his aerodynamic butt

Rowers start competing in one of the kayak single (K1) 1000m men's semifinals during the London 2012 Olympic Games, at Eton Dorney Rowing Centre in Eton, west of London, on August 6, 2012. AFP PHOTO / FRANCISCO LEONGFRANCISCO LEONG/AFP/GettyImages ORG XMIT: 148073417

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Told you this carpet was magic, Jasmine




This beautiful and tender moment after a baby has just been brought into the world via a water birth

Color photo of a father taking his newborn baby son from the water of a birthing tub immediately after he was born in a water birth at home.


The scene where Tom Hanks says goodbye to Wilson in Cast Away is 200% better with the addition of this beautiful specimen


Greg Newbold


Jaws was a tough watch, so I've made it less tough


Hudson Lee


Baby's first christening - what an important and special time for allPriest is baptizing little baby girl in a church


Nibble on my toes, Orlando

two girls holding their feet into a fish basin for Garra rufa pedicure spa treatment


I'll never let go (of this file)


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