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18th September 2017
12:50pm BST

Yep, Tinda Finger is basically a motorised finger that plugs into the charging port of your phone and with one little push, will swipe all available profiles for you without any assistance.
Working at 100 revolutions per minute, the Tinda Finger can clock up 6,000 swipes in an hour. With a turnover this high, it also means we can never EVER use the excuse "I wish someone would bring me on a date" again.
The Tinda Finger is still currently in the production phase with a rumoured online price of €15 once it hits the shelves, this is most definitely a solid investment.
Only downsides we can think of are:
1. What should I do when I swipe yes to people who turn into utter plagues?
2. Will swiping yes to this many people absolutely kill my battery?
3. What happens if I swipe yes to people in the office without knowing and they are like WTF?
4. How will I afford the lifestyle of a serial dater?
5. What happens if nobody swipes back?
6. How much does a cat cost?
I feel this product could do great on Dragons Den but until it's created I suppose we have no choice but to keep swiping 'old school'.
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