IKEA to change product names so we can actually understand them
Dublin is getting another IKEA!
This wonderful, but also bank balance threatening news brings with it a number of interesting opportunities for our homes and lifestyles.
As we all know, the product names in IKEA are weird and confusing, so I've proposed some new names for their stock, which still retain an element of the Swedish language, but are easier to translate when pronounced correctly.
IKEA, if you are reading this, please do not hesitate to get in touch and I will happily rename every item you have in stock.
Images via Ikea