THE OSCARS ARE A FARCE.

10 years ago

B*Witched are the most successful female girl group of all time*. *Fair enough, that is an absolute lie. Even so, the girls don’t receive enough recognition for the tremendous work they’ve done in the world of music and double denim. Let’s see how well you remember B*Witched.

10 years ago

“Bonus points will now be awarded if a good quality sucky sweet is on offer”

10 years ago

“Well I’m glad you didn’t go tidying the house just for me”

10 years ago

‘All I Want For Christmas Is A Goat’. No really.

10 years ago

2015 was an eventful year and what better way to commemorate it than with a ridiculous tattoo. Deciding on a tattoo can be difficult, it’s going to be with you for the rest of your life. To make the process a little easier, I’ve put together some ideas which you can copy or use as inspiration for your […]

10 years ago

Last night, One Direction made their final X Factor appearance ahead of their hiatus. It was a difficult and emotional watch, mostly because Harry was dressed like a tablecloth. Not content with wondering what will happen to the crew, I have enlisted the help of a ouija board to determine what lies ahead for the four lads. Let’s take […]

10 years ago

The life of an X Factor contestant is often short-lived in the spotlight. People eventually move on to the next best thing, usually assorted pick-n-mix cheeses from their local supermarkets.  I often find myself daydreaming about former X Factor contestants, wondering are they daydreaming about me at all. Unlikely. So I’ve done a bit of […]

10 years ago

Adele is a very talented and relatable woman. I believe that her talent lies in areas other than singing and songwriting. Given that she is a very dedicated reader of the site, I’ve put together a list of things she could definitely take a stab at, should she find herself with some downtime. Online Hair Tutorials […]

11 years ago

Rapping is something that is quite difficult to master. Luckily, I have a very successful rap career, but some of my fellow rappers struggle to deliver consistently fire lyrics. [For those of you not within the rap community, ‘fire’ means ‘sick’, and ‘sick’ means ‘good’]. Ever the optimist, I believe that some of the worst rap […]

11 years ago

Forget the traditional tinsel and weird little tinfoil ornaments you made in primary school. It’s time to make a more practical Christmas tree. One that you can admire, but also use to better yourself, resulting in a happier and more efficient day-to-day life. Check out this essential list of PCTDs: Conditioner – Just because your liver will […]

11 years ago

With all the hustle and bustle of everyday life, it was inevitable that we’d forget to celebrate the twelfth anniversary of Enrique Iglesias’ mole being removed. 2003 was the year Enrique parted ways with his beautiful birthmark and frankly, the year the entire world changed. He’s currently in Ireland, so I caught up with Enrique’s former mole, called […]

11 years ago

“Alright, lookit, I’ll leave you go so. Bye bye. Bye, bye. Bye.”

11 years ago

John Malkovich trying to fold a fitted sheet.

11 years ago