
’10 reasons I GENUINELY can not go to the gym today’
The trendy, low-lit, hornier-than-Tinder gym I’m currently a “member” of has a very clever policy. If you want to quit, you need to come down and break up with them, face-to-face. Otherwise you’re a member for life. This is cunning for two reasons: firstly, they want me to haul my fat arse down there so […]
9 years ago

















































