Here. We. Go.

5 years ago

The lunatics have taken over the asylum

5 years ago

Horse, bolted

5 years ago

They could call it the Book of Moron

5 years ago

Zhang Zhan will spend four years in a Chinese jail for reporting on the pandemic

5 years ago

The president is planning to decline an invite and instead campaign in Florida

5 years ago

Yanks love nukes

5 years ago

The prime minister lasted six days less than Gordon Brown

7 years ago

The naked chef thanked his colleagues for putting their ‘hearts and souls into our restaurants’

7 years ago

The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind

7 years ago

At least they can laugh about it

7 years ago

Maxim Moiseev stayed inside the plane until everyone else escaped to the runway

7 years ago

This information is new

7 years ago

The aircraft made an emergency landing at Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow due to a fire on board

7 years ago

Local media reports a new suspect in the ‘active’ Portuguese police investigation

7 years ago

Life’s a game of inches

7 years ago

Police say the New IRA are likely to be responsible for the killing of Lyra McKree

7 years ago

£1,500 a month and a free takeaway every time you film

7 years ago

Fuck Freddie Krueger your diabetic son won’t have his insulin

7 years ago

The company based in Oxfordshire is one step closer to achieving hypersonic flight

7 years ago

AOC has arrived

7 years ago

Gary Martin lost his job of 15 years on Friday, after going on a shooting spree he was killed by police in Aurora

7 years ago

They work for the same TV channel

7 years ago

‘Joe Biden would go down fast and hard’

7 years ago

Prepare your sofa for some heavy use. December is nearly over, thankfully. Time to give your liver, stomach and bank account a rest. Time to do little more in January than take out a gym membership, not use it and spend cold evenings watching Netflix. The new releases pegged for 2019 include some absolute bangers. Friends […]

7 years ago

The votes are in

7 years ago

I’m not crying

7 years ago

The social media beast has revised own its estimation of how many people’s data was accessed

7 years ago

Anna Dovgalyuk said the bleach was deserved because: ‘Men demonstrating their alpha-manhood in the subway with women and children around deserve contempt’

7 years ago

Keep it secret, keep it safe

7 years ago

‘It’s been quite a ride’

7 years ago

The former premier of Scotland is taking the country’s government to court over its handling of the claims

7 years ago

Power to Jani!

8 years ago

Before the winners have even been crowned.

8 years ago

Economists have found being a contestant on the TV show provides higher life time earnings than an Oxbridge degree

8 years ago

Here they are, in all their glory

8 years ago

At least two poachers have been mauled to death and eaten by lions on a South African game reserve

8 years ago

Climate scientists have said the planet is experiencing ‘one of the most intense heat events ever seen’

8 years ago

Over in the UK, the NHS has a shortage of more than 40,000 nurses. A nurse who quit her job in the NHS to stack shelves in Lidl has said doing so massively improved her quality of life. The woman, who wanted to remain anonymous, told the London Economic she is now less stressed, better […]

8 years ago

An inflatable at Gorleston beach exploded and threw a child 20ft in the air, witnesses say

8 years ago

It’s his second successful jailbreak

8 years ago

The new airplane will travel at Mach 5, five times the speed of sound, at 90,000ft

8 years ago

She died on Tuesday in her sleep

8 years ago

Power to the Schofe

8 years ago

A 13-year-old boy is in a critical condition.

8 years ago

Eight people were injured in the crash

8 years ago

Fair play. Ah, Eyal Booker. Widely judged to be the least favoured of the islanders, after perhaps only Adam Collard. Two snakes in a pit, maybe they’ll spare the female members of the villa from their affections and just entwine themselves quietly in a corner. Like spider monkeys, or copulating snakes. Unfortunately that looks unlikely. […]

8 years ago

He’s been flaying his enemies for a thousand years

8 years ago

Could it be???

8 years ago

Why am I writing this?

8 years ago