Ciara Knight
Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Hangovers are tough. Your body literally betrays you and that’s a lot to deal with at any given time. If your hangover was a physical part of your body, you’d go to the doctor immediately and have it amputated. Unfortunately, this is not even slightly possible. Here’s what your hangover would text you, if it […]
10 years ago
Lads, it’s safe to assume that a large portion of the country is hanging today. Rightfully so, we went and drank the heads of ourselves yesterday and now we’re paying the price. As the old saying goes, what goes around, spoils the broth. Hangovers are tough, emotional and challenging at the best of times. All […]
10 years ago
Michael D. Higgins has delivered his annual St. Patrick’s Day address. It was a very moving affair, for a number of reasons. The bold decision to place the President in front of a bookshelf has allowed itself to divilment. Hence, you won’t believe what books were behind* our Prez during his address. 1. Katie […]
10 years ago
You may not have heard, but today is St. Patrick’s Day. What better way to celebrate this day than by grossly exaggerating a 1556-year-old man’s social media presence. This is truly quite a time to be alive. Here’s what St. Patrick probably would’ve Snapchatted.
10 years ago
St. Patrick’s Day is tomorrow – hurrah! It’s a glorious day where we celebrate the patron saint of Ireland by drinking the heads of ourselves in multiple locations until we remember we have work the next day and stumble home. Social media is sure to be it’s usual display of heavily-fabricated activities, so let’s see […]
10 years ago
Texting is fun. We are spoiled for choice with all of these trendy emojis and the likes. Sometimes, we hide our true feelings in a text message by expertly-wording our pleasantries and faking an interest in completely irrelevant matters. Here’s 10 texts we’re all guilty of sending.
10 years ago
Mother Teresa is going to be made a saint. I’m absolutely delighted for her, no better woman. While we knew she was going to be made a saint after her second miracle was recognised (although some were ignored), a date has officially been confirmed for 4th September. Not to detract from MT’s achievements, but there’s […]
10 years ago
Hey Gals, Absolutely chuffed to bits to be taking part in Her.ie’s diary entry series. Really loved Leo’s entry – what a champ! So, a bit about myself: I’m 1556 years old, big into the GAA and absolutely love a cheeky Nandos at the weekend. My days are mostly spent living with the paralysing fear that the […]
10 years ago
Crufts is a dog perve’s paradise. It has recently come to my attention that Crufts is the dream televisual experience when you’re hungover. It’s gripping, emotional and frankly, inspirational. Now that this year’s festivities have come to a close, some wonderful photographs have surfaced on the internet, which I have turned into what will most […]
10 years ago
…Or possibly MORE sexy?
10 years ago
Snapchat is great. It’s a crying shame it wasn’t around a hundred years ago because there would’ve been some pretty entertaining snaps for us to watch. Here’s what Jack from Titanic probably would’ve sent.
10 years ago
Not to go overboard here, but THE BOOM IS BACK! It’s probably not really, but we’re all a bit more comfortable at the moment and some of us are slipping back into a more carefree way of life that we enjoyed a few years ago. Here’s 21 signs that the boom is (possibly) back. 1. Happily spending […]
10 years ago
Barbie Girl is an anthem. From the awkwardly painful dialogue at the start, right through to the end where Barbie miraculously overcomes a disability, it’s an extremely gripping affair. The video is equally as ridiculous as the song. Here’s what I consider to be the most ridiculous parts. This ridiculous and blatantly fake bird. […]
10 years ago
Waiting for an avocado to ripen.
10 years ago
You’re going to need some aloe vera because these burns are sick. Delivering a sick burn is an integral part of life. It makes you feel good, demonstrates your ability to completely crush an opponent and, if done correctly, dispels any tension by completely flooring those around you into a state of respect and admiration. […]
10 years ago
Brains, am I right? Can’t live with them, can surprisingly live a long and fulfilling life without them. I always wonder what famous people are thinking about as they go about their daily activities. Probably “How will I spend all my money?” or “At what point during my career as a famous person is it […]
10 years ago
Hey huns, Absolutely chuffed to be taking part in Her.ie’s diary entry series, I’m a big fan of the site and couldn’t believe my luck when they asked me to get involved. Christ, what a 24 hours it’s been! I’m exhausted with all the messing. People need to take a breather, seriously. I innocently posted an […]
10 years ago
Pie charts are great. They provide a visually-appealing way of displaying information and are a great means of getting an important point across. Life is hard enough without the complexities of music troubling you, so I’ve put together some pie charts to help you with understanding popular song lyrics. You’re welcome. […]
10 years ago
Zayn, am I right? He’s just released his upcoming album’s tracklist and I am 100% sure that it is going to be the most fire album of 2016. Mind Of Mine is coming out on the 25th of this month, exactly a year to the day after Zayn left One Direction, because he is an absolute […]
10 years ago
You’ll never forget where you were when you found out that eyebrows should be sisters and not twins
10 years ago
Getting a curly blow dry.
10 years ago
As the old saying goes, you can tell a lot about a person by the car they drive. Realistically, your car is the most feasible thing you could afford and there is literally no link whatsoever between it and your personality. So, based on the findings of an overactive imagination, here’s what your car says […]
10 years ago
Mother’s Day is a fake holiday created by greedy corporations to sell more Mothers. Regardless, Mam will insist that she doesn’t want nor need anything for the big day. This is a trap. Do not, under any circumstances, arrive home empty-handed on Mother’s Day. Even if it’s just a box of chocolates, you need something […]
10 years ago
Adele is nice. She can sing very well and writes a decent song. There isn’t a household on the planet that doesn’t have at least one of her albums, probably. Adele plays Dublin’s 3Arena (twice) this weekend. If you were lucky enough to get tickets, here’s what you’ll be hearing at the O2/Point/3Arena. 1. Did you […]
10 years ago
Twitter, am I right? February was a great month for Twitter users, the standard of humour was sky high and everyone should be very proud of themselves. Apart from those that just lurk on Twitter and don’t tweet. You are disgusting. Let’s see 20 of the best Tweets from last month. Just one time on […]
10 years ago
Gaeilge, am I right? We only studied it for 14 years, so naturally most of us still aren’t fluent and can barely string a sentence together. The Leaving Cert Irish exam was hard enough, so regardless of doing honours (nerd) or pass (legend), a large amount of utter muck was spewed out onto that page. […]
10 years ago
Liam Neeson advising his son to prevent a sports injury by saying ‘Mind your Neeson’
10 years ago
Amazon reviews are gas. There’s some serious gold hidden in there. I love finding a very mundane review for a couch, mixed in with a very heated rant about how Rosa Parks was dead right not to give up her seat on that bus. I wish there was a place that you could review everyday […]
10 years ago
I’ve eaten myself beautiful. As per Rosie’s book’s instructions, I’ve finally done it. I am stunning. Given that I had a large amount of success as a result of reading the first book, I am expecting big things from her highly-anticipated follow-up, which she’s already started shooting the photos for. Rosanna, here are some potential […]
10 years ago
What. That’s right, celebrities have been slipping hidden messages into their Tweets and it is an absolute disgrace. Luckily, I am fully qualified in Tweet-decoding and have uncovered some pretty alarming things. Check out the results below. “I ate a steak” “Cats are satan” “Hi Mom” “No plates” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “WHAT” […]
10 years ago
The Oscars are a farce
10 years ago
Sam Smith is a divil. Apparently he’s been texting (a very much engaged) Tom Daley and Tom’s fiancé, Dustin Lance Black, isn’t very happy about it. Having recently graduated from the Rebekah Brooks school of Ethics in Journalism, I’ve conducted some very advanced research and managed to get my hands on these incredibly saucy text messages. […]
10 years ago
“IN YOUR FACE, REDMAYNE”
10 years ago
People don’t forget, Katherine.
10 years ago
Snapchat is life. It’s inevitable that at least one or two priests have dabbled in the Snapchat world and sure fair play to them. Here’s what I’d like to see from a priest’s Snapchat.
10 years ago
Sexts are gas. Ireland lends itself to some particularly spicy sexts. Our country is rich in culture, arts and innuendo that is ripe for divilment. Here’s 10 sexts that we should all be sending and receiving. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. […]
10 years ago
The Oscars are going to be spectacular. Social media really lights up when there’s a big event on. Without a doubt, #JusticeForLeo will be trending within minutes of the ceremony beginning. If it isn’t his year this year, we may as well all give up what we are doing because there is simply no justice […]
10 years ago
Family WhatsApp groups are gas. Everyone’s a comedian and poor Mam is generally left baffled. Ahead of the big vote taking place, here’s what happened today.
10 years ago
Jennifer Lawrence will trip on purpose and we will fall right into her trap of thinking she is relatable
10 years ago
What’s the story with the excessive price of Freddos?
10 years ago
Pigeons are scum. They’re also completely fearless and that’s something that we, as a nation, need to address at some stage in 2016. Here’s what would happen if these scumbags had Snapchat.
10 years ago
“I was trying to figure out if Sasha Obama is truly happy”
10 years ago
Hollister are about to open up a brand new shop (somewhere). I was lucky enough to snag myself an invite to a cheeky behind-the-scenes look at the store before it officially opens. It was a brilliant event that was FULL of surprises. Here’s what I saw…
10 years ago
Shaznay is a real name and not the way you pronounce ‘champagne’ when you’re drunk
10 years ago
Tonight’s Leaders’ Debate is going to be steamy. I’m excited. There’s a very real possibility that Micheál Martin is going to start crying, while Enda and Joan finally kiss. Gerry will probably drop a few fire Tweets in there at some point as well, the divil. There’s going to be a heap of clichés, waffle […]
10 years ago
She’s essentially in the nip.
10 years ago
“I think there’s ROOM TO IMPROVE your understanding of our needs here, Dermot”
10 years ago
Renua have shared a brand new poster this morning. Ireland need a watchdog. On February 26th – Vote No.1 for RENUA Ireland.#GE16 #RENUARising pic.twitter.com/CfgGvQJvsm — RENUA IRELAND (@RENUAIreland) February 22, 2016 I am determined to turn this poster into the most fire meme of 2016 and will do everything in my power to make that happen. […]
10 years ago
“Similar to a fully-functioning JCB, I might as well get a dig in while I’m here”
10 years ago
“Lads, Pot Noodles aren’t actually that bad”
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