Poor little guy. It’s hot out there lads and it’s only going to get hotter. Or maybe the temperature is levelling off now, who among us can truly say for sure? Either way, right now it’s roasting and that means that the ground is too. We don’t notice it too much because, being human beings, […]

8 years ago

“While my classmates were out losing their virginity, I was at home stuffing another hole.” Next month, Netflix is dropping its new teen comedy, Insatiable.  Starring Debby Ryan, the series follows an overweight high school student nicknamed “Fatty Patty” by her peers, until she suffers a punch to the face, has her jaw wired shut, […]

8 years ago

Oh, same. If you go on holiday and don’t post it on the Gram, did you even go away?! Honestly, what is the point of spending all that money on flights, accommodation, and food, if you don’t get to share it with the world as it’s happening? For the experience? To live in the moment? […]

8 years ago

Say it isn’t so. Jack Fincham and Dani Dyer are the only thing keeping love alive. No, really, they are. Romance was well and truly dead until the two of them coupled up, made things official, and fell in love. It’s been beautiful to watch. You love to see it. In true Love Island fashion […]

8 years ago

Ah, Jaysis. It’s a pretty well-known fact that Georgia is loyal. She is loyal babe, that’s just her, and she will do anything and everything to let people know. Including leaving the villa with now-boyfriend Sam even though she doesn’t really seem as into him as he is into her but sure look, who are […]

8 years ago

There’ll be some emotional scenes for Coronation Street this week as Kevin Webster has to deal with his son’s amputation. Kevin was told Jack was going to lose his foot after the boy contracted sepsis following a grazed knee when he was out playing. Sister Sophie sent Jack to school assuming that his feeling ill […]

8 years ago

Oh, god. Here, look, we all enjoy a bit of mayo from time to time (all the time). It’s great when it’s garlicy, it’s great when it’s full fat, it’s great when it’s slathered all over a hot chicken fillet roll when you’re painfully hungover and just need a bit of comfort in your life. […]

8 years ago

Just stop, Samantha. Just stop. Look, Meghan Markle’s estranged sister Samantha has been in the media a lot lately. She’s been talking sh*t about Meghan, giving out about Meghan, and telling Meghan that if her dad dies it’s apparently her fault. A lovely woman altogether, would love to meet her, seems sound. It’s absolutely abundantly […]

8 years ago

“I’m 22 and a virgin. “I’ve done other stuff with girls and am not against the idea of having sex, I just don’t know why I haven’t. “I’ve gotten close three or four times but just never have. All of my friends are having sex and I really want to. I’ve even turned down girls […]

8 years ago

We always wondered…

8 years ago

Having a large family could increase a woman’s risk of having Alzheimer’s by 70 percent. New research has shown that women who give birth more than five times may be 70 percent more likely to develop Alzheimer’s disease in later life. The study of more than 3,500 women in South Korea and Greece showed that pregnancy with […]

8 years ago

Ah, god. Look, we all know it’s difficult to keep track of your dates at the best of times. After all, who among us can truly say when our last period really was or what date we became pregnant or when our baby is due anyway? Just joking, you should totally know that stuff. A […]

8 years ago

Stacey Solomon has penned an important letter about the negative effects of skinny-shaming. The presenter said that she often receives comments from strangers telling her how “skinny” she is “in real life.” Stacey said she found it strange that people were so willing to comment on a person’s weight to their face when they’re slim, […]

8 years ago

A premature baby penguin’s life was saved by zookeepers after her mother accidentally stepped on her egg. The penguin chick was rescued by London Zoo keepers after nearly being crushed. She was placed in incubation with a cuddly toy and a heat lamp. The premature penguin’s name is Rainbow. She weighed just 73g when she […]

8 years ago

There’s a very interesting reason why a lot of sex scenes aren’t being shown on Love Island this year. And no, it’s not just because people aren’t doing as much riding. They are. They definitely are. Apparently, all of the sex is happening in the villa regularly enough, but producers don’t include the scenes in […]

8 years ago

A former Coronation Street director accused of grooming a 13-year-old girl is to appear in court. Tim Dowd was arrested at his home in Keswick, West Yorkshire in February on suspicion of enticing a child into sexual activity online. The ‘child’ in question was an undercover police officer, which prompted the 65-year-old’s arrest. The Sun […]

8 years ago

It’s not even Halloween and things are going to be scary AF. Look, if you wanted to watch Coronation Street and not be scared sh*tless, then now is not the time because there’s a ghost about to haunt the entirety of Weatherfield and we are not able for it. Nah, just messing, there’s no ghost. […]

8 years ago

Alex Bain has split up with his 16-year-old pregnant girlfriend. The Coronation Street actor broke up with now ex-girlfriend Levi Selby just a few months after they announced the pregnancy. The pair announced that they were expecting a child together earlier this year, with Selby sharing a photo of the scan to Facebook. The 16-year-old […]

8 years ago

Got a new fella? Good for you, must be The One, definitely worth all of the time and effort you are inevitably going to put into him before he stops replying to your fire Instas because his “love should be enough” even though it isn’t. Yeah. Relationships are cool. Whether you’re in one for the […]

8 years ago

Nathan Carter will be headlining the Pope’s visit to Ireland this summer. The wildly popular country singer will be performing for Pope Francis on August 25 at Dublin’s Croke Park. The Pope will address the crowd at the sporting venue next month as part of the World Meeting of Families 2018. The six day event will […]

8 years ago

An Irish teenager has died after falling from a balcony in Majorca. The 14-year-old boy was admitted to hospital shortly after midnight on Tuesday after falling from a second-story hotel balcony. The boy was believed to have been standing on a chair on the balcony when he lost his balance and fell. He passed away […]

8 years ago

She can’t catch a break, the poor woman. It’s barely been about a week since Eileen had pretty much the worst few months of her life. She discovered that her beloved husband Pat Phelan was, in fact, murdering everybody around the street, encouraging her to jump in the sea with him and drown, and also […]

8 years ago

The two contestants who decided to quit the Love Island villa have been confirmed as Georgia and Sam. According to reports, the pair decided to leave the villa today following an intense recoupling that neither of them agreed with. Apparently, nobody else could convince them to stay. The Mirror reports that Georgia and Sam were “unhappy” […]

8 years ago

I’m loyal babe, that’s just me. It’s been a whole 10 minutes since Georgia has announced that she’s loyal and- … Oh wait no, never mind. She’s just done it again and Kaz has thrown herself into the Majorcan sea and started to swim back to the UK in frustration. Makes sense. Georiga has spent […]

8 years ago

Pugs are gas. They’re small, they’re round, and their tongues are always out and about. A pug is a nice sight to see and an even nicer sight would be if you saw a pug running through your garden unaccompanied because that means there’s no owner there to be like, ‘hey get away from my […]

8 years ago

Same. As a self-confessed Coronation Street fan who hasn’t watched a full episode of the show since 2004, I have a lot of feelings about David Platt. I was there when he was kidnapped by Richard Hillman and driven into a lake. I was there when he decided that him and Jason Grimshaw were going […]

8 years ago

The 12 Thai boys have given their first interview since been rescued from the flooded cave. The boys and their football coach appeared in public for the first time today at a press conference in Chiang Rai. The children entered the cave complex on June 23 and spent about two weeks there before they were […]

8 years ago

The shit you’ve to put up when you’ve just done Love Island.  You’d imagine finishing up your time on a reality TV show must be a fairly nice feeling. You’re no longer filmed 24 hours a day, you can do your own thing, you’re essentially free. It must be wonderful to finally get back to […]

8 years ago

Not ideal. Being a trapeze artist is difficult. Like, really difficult. Like, we definitely couldn’t do it ourselves even though we’re really talented at other things because it’s really difficult. Arguably, one of the most difficult things about being a trapeze artist is keeping your balance. And not falling. And not maiming yourself. Or dying. […]

8 years ago

A four-year-old girl from Drogheda needs to travel abroad for life-changing surgery to help her walk. Odette ‘Odie’ O’Brien has spastic diplegic cerebral palsy, which has left her unable to walk on her own, dress herself, or play whenever she wants to. The condition has affected her body movement, muscle control, posture, and balance, meaning […]

8 years ago

Grim enough scenario, like. If you were David Platt, you’d be fairly pissed off at the moment considering are a fair amount of shit things have happened to you as of late. We don’t need to recount them. We’ve been talking about them for months. He’s been having a shit time of it and we’re […]

8 years ago

Love Island has changed a lot of lives. No, really, it has. Hear us out. This year’s series of the show might have only been on for the past six weeks or so, but it honestly feels like we’ve been watching Georgia talk about how loyal she is for the past eight years. The islanders […]

8 years ago

Facebook is being accused of refusing to remove graphic videos including one of a man assaulting a toddler. An undercover investigation carried out by Channel 4 revealed that Facebook moderators were told not to remove certain graphic videos from the site. Dispatches showed that during training sessions, moderators were shown a video of an adult […]

8 years ago

Shifting Britney AND selling carpets, what a guy. Last night, a new lad named Paul entered the Love Island villa. Well, actually he’s been there for a few nights but yesterday was the first time that we got a proper look at him and could form a conclusive opinion. He seems fine. That’s it. Paul […]

8 years ago

Love Island complaints will not be investigated by Ofcom, the UK media watchdog has confirmed. Over 2,600 complaints were received by the watchdog in relation to the show’s treatment of contestant Dani Dyer last month. The scenes in question depicted Dani viewing deliberately misleading footage of boyfriend Jack Fincham when his ex-girlfriend Ellie was sent […]

8 years ago

You can now get yourself a T-shirt with the Pope’s face on it ahead of his Ireland visit this summer. Pope Francis will visit for a total of six days in August for the the World Meeting of Families 2018. Half a million tickets for the Papal visit mass in the Phoenix Park have already […]

8 years ago

Ah, to be young again. There’s nothing better than being about eight-years-old, not having a care in the world, and thinking that a vagina is called a ‘Virginia.’ So innocent. So pure. So untouched by the awfulness of this world that you think there must be “another way” to make babies. If only, lads. If […]

8 years ago

God bless them. Jack and Dani are the only proof in this world that love is, in fact, not dead. They’re adorable, they’re sweet, and they’re pretty much just having a lovely time of it together in the villa together. God bless them altogether. Still though, despite the fact that Jack and Dani are the […]

8 years ago

A diver involved in the Thailand cave rescue is considering legal action against Elon Musk. British caver Vernon Unsworth, who aided in the rescue of the 12 boys and their football coach last week, was attacked online by Musk yesterday. The SpaceX CEO accused Unsworth of being a “pedo” in a string of tweets referencing […]

8 years ago

Right, so Love Island contestants are filmed 24/7. Everybody knows this, it’s not a shock. It’s hardly surprising either then that the islanders are doing their utmost to find a way to communicate with each other that won’t be recorded and shown on TV. But how, we hear you cry, are contestants supposed to do […]

8 years ago

Cue the emotion. Right so, earlier today it became apparent that Frankie and Samira’s beautiful, stunning, tear-jerking reunion at Gatwick airport might have actually been faked. According to someone who was there, the pair were standing around with the Love Island team figuring out the best way to film the reunion for the show so, […]

8 years ago

Get it, girl. If you go through a breakup and don’t change your hair, did you even end your relationship? Doesn’t actually matter anyway because Lisa Armstrong has only gone and cut and dyed hers platinum blonde so there’s no question about that really. The makeup artist took to Instagram to share a pic of […]

8 years ago

“I’m loyal babe, I already told you.” Georgia is loyal. How do we know this? Because she’s only gone and reminded us during every episode of Love Island since Josh walked back into the villa with Kaz. She’s loyal. Loyaler than him anyway and she’s not about to let anybody forget it. Turns out though […]

8 years ago

Mark Jordan was arrested this week for allegedly attacking and biting a 67-year-old man. The Emmerdale actor is said to have beaten and bitten the man following an argument in a pub. Jordan, who plays Daz Spencer in the ITV soap, allegedly followed the victim and his partner down a lane after they left the pub in […]

8 years ago

Niall Horan has warned his fans about their behaviour during his live shows. The former One Direction star said that he nearly had to cancel two gigs in one week due to the behaviour of some members of the crowd. During a show this week in Mexico, Horan said on stage that he might have […]

8 years ago

Gas. If you’re at all fans of either Barry Keoghan or Prince Harry, chances are you’ll have seen the below photograph. It features the two lads cracking up at something during a summer garden party hosted by the British ambassador in Glencairn earlier this week. This is it. Absolute mad craic, clearly. But what was […]

8 years ago

“Can you be friends with a crush?” That’s it, that’s the whole question. Despite the lack of contextual info given here though, this #AgonyCan’t submission has given way to a whole load of debate on the Her desk. I’d thought it was a fairly straight forward issue, but clearly I’ve been spending way too much […]

8 years ago

The Thai boys who were rescued from a flooded cave are mourning the diver who died during the mission to save them. The 12 boys and their football became trapped in the Tham Luang cave on June 23 when monsoon waters began rising. Many of them spent more than two weeks in the cave as experienced […]

8 years ago

Unreal. Unless you’ve been residing under a rock for the past while, you’ll be more than well aware that Wimbledon is on. And you know what that means… No, not incredibly talented athletes competing against each other while also showcasing their intensely impressive tennis-based abilities for the world to see. It means lots of celebrities wearing […]

8 years ago

Ah, stop. A man who stole two chocolate bars from a store in Liverpool 43 years ago has graciously returned the money he owes. The unknown man took the bars from a Woolworth’s when he was a young boy without paying in 1975. This week, the manager of Liverpool’s Belle Vale shopping centre received a […]

8 years ago